A man has a REALLY bad stutter and is having troubles finding a job. No one wants to hire him. So out of deseperation he goes to the local church to see if the Priest has anything for him to do.
He approaches the minister and says "ah-ah-I wa-wa-want to se-se-se-se-sell ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bibles."
The Priest is looking at him and thinking, this guy well never sell anything, except maybe out of pity. But this is the church, and we must help those in need, and we really don't sell alot, maybe pity will help. So he says to the man, "here is 10 bibles, go ahead with them, take your time and come back when you've sold them all."
The next day the man comes back and sais to the priest "I-i-i-I so-so-so-sold all the ba-ba-ba-ba-bibles"
The priest is amazed, he has barely sold 12 bibles all year. Beginner luck he thinks. So he gives him 20 bibles and says "here is 20 bibles, go ahead with them, take your time and come back when you've sold them all."
The man comes back the very next day. "I-i-i-I so-so-so-sold all the ba-ba-ba-ba-bibles". At this point the preist is very intrigued. How can this man sell that many bibles in such a short time? He thanks the lord and says "Look, we have 1000 bibles in the warehouse, why don't you take them all and come back when you've sold them all."
A Week later the man returns. "I-i-i-I so-so-so-sold all the ba-ba-ba-ba-bibles".
The priest cannot contain his curiosity. "How did you do it, my best salespeople can't sell more than 1 or 2 a week!"
The man says: "O-o-o-o-Oh I-I-It wa-wa-was easy. I-I-I-I just a-asked i-if they wa-wa-wa-wanted to b-b-b-buy a ba-ba-ba-ba-bible or if they wa-wa-wa-wanted me to re-re-re-re-read it to them."
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